It's the shit
This might just be the funniest game I've ever played. The first time I failed I remember laughing so much I almost shat my pants. It's just what I need, following a devastating election result.
Awesome game, but it's a bit short and I also felt that a lot of the possible combos don't really do anything and some arrow types seem completely useless, no matter how you combine them. The best combo I found was target seaking combined with piercing.
I want a sequel where you can combine three arrows! I have a ideas I want to try out! :D
I like this type of games and it's not wrong to be inspired by a great game such as toss the turtle.
It is quite buggy though. I assume you unlock the third character by clearing 30000 feet, but if you do that in the same toss as reaching the castle the game forgets about everything you did in that toss. You don't get the record of 50000 feet and you don't get the character. If you clear 30000 again you don't get the character either. It's possible I'm wrong and you get the character through a much higher distance, but then you should change the order of them.
The grade is based on you fixing that problem.
This is the best tower defence game I have ever played (partly because I actually had a chance of winning this one). Sure, it's got a few bugs and some stuff doesn't really make sense, but the spirit of it is perfect. It really inspires creativity and you really have to combine your traps in a more complex way than just putting strong cannons at corners right after some ice towers. Watching a bunch of little pirates getting pushed around by logs gives a real sense of satisfaction.
Keep it up!
This was actually pretty funny. Even more stuff belonging to the style and time would make it even better. And some fun gameplay and overall idea to the game wouldn't hurt, but as an idea it's great! The idea aone is worth a ten, but make a sequal with more time typical jokes and a more interesting gameplay and keep the silent film texts :D
The game looks nice, but it's a really poor choice of jump button, so I couldn't play it. I don't know how I'm supposed to hold my hands. That's a major flaw that I would say is almost impossible to adapt to, which is unfortunate since it should be an easy fix.
These types of games are often awkward to play on a keyboard, which requires careful consideration on how to place the buttons and this really doesn't work.
Great work on the graphics and what little I heard of the music seems to suit the style.
Really fun, but recently I keep getting stopped by the big birds. I don't die or anything, I just stop and can't do anything. Seems recent, since I've hit birds earlier and it reacts normally. If you fix this, it's one of the best flash games I've ever played and definitely the best throw-small-animal-down-a-course-of-b ombs-and-stuff game. The ability to upgrade is awesome!
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.